In celebration of the Armed Forces National Holiday (5/19/12) GOFoods has introduced “GO Forces,” to help “feed the freedoms” of our military, veterans, law enforcement, fire, emergency services, and seniors.

(10) Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.

(9) Directions to your doctor's office include "Take a left when you enter the trailer park."

(8) The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles
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(7) The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter.

Judging by his Web site, trends forecaster Gerald Celente has been batting 300 just about every year since about 1992—he does have a rather impressive record. On the other hand...

Well, the top news story today was Mr. Obama's BIG announcement that by his divine will, the US passenger vehicle fleet will average 35.5 miles per gallon by 2016, saving 1.8 billion barrels of oil.

If you read the preceding post, "Sunday Drive," I imagine that essay by Pat Boone gave you plenty to think about. Personally, I agree wholeheartedly with his assessment because I see it happening more and more everyday.

In my constant quest to share some fascinating takes on the current state of affairs, I offer you this fresh piece from singer/thinker Pat Boone. This is one of those "That can't really happen... can it?" type of essays. You'll have to draw your own conclusions, after you read it, but Pat gives you plenty to think about. So let's strap into dad's digital Plymouth (oh, kids, that was another Chrysler product that's no longer around) for a cyberdrive over to WorldNet Daily:

Are we blind, nuts or just stupid?

There is an Orwellian aspect to the state of the American union today. In George Orwell's chilling, foreboding account of a future society, in which a Big Brother government controls literally everything, ordinary individuals and families live in a regimented, classless, colorless world, afraid or unable to question, much less dissent.

The more things change, the more they stay the same. Last year, Ohio Congressman Tim Ryan took a test drive in one of GM's prototype "Fuel Cell" vehicles (video posted below). Congressman Ryan is one of the pack of newbies in Washington who like to use (rather abuse) YouTube an effort to communicate with their constituents.

Judicial Watch, the public interest group that investigates and prosecutes government corruption, announced today that it has obtained documents from the Department of Defense (DOD) detailing House Speaker Nancy Pelosi's multiple requests for military air travel.

The first rule of medicine is to do no harm to the patient. With Fedzilla as the nation's doctor, that rule will be tossed aside as Fedzilla brings irreparable harm, unnecessary pain, skyrocketing costs, and untold discontent to everything its bloated, unaccountable bureaucratic hands come into contact with.